Funny Wedding PoemsWhy do I write funny wedding poems? It is my way of de-stressing the whole subject. What better way to deal with this than with humor? To be specific, with some funny poems. And good news, all the funny wedding poetry on this page is free! Read the poems. Share them - as long as they are for your own personal use and gift-giving. Please read our
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The first funny wedding poem is about the tuxedo, better known as the tux. Men have it so easy. My younger son was recently wed, and as mother of the groom, I had to find a gown, shoes, purse, and jewelry to match. Quite a project! The men in my life, however, had to merely unzip the package from the tuxedo rental shop, and voila! Presto - they were completely attired and handsome to boot. It's so unfair! Please enjoy the funny wedding poetry below.
The Tux by Denise Rodgers Copyright© Denise Rodgers All Rights Reserved Like all weddings, my son's had its ups and down. Fortunately, they were not the exact "issues" presented in the following funny wedding poem. I made them up, as well as the names, to protect the not-so-innocent.
by Denise Rodgers Copyright© Denise Rodgers All Rights Reserved Ah, the wedding cake! Truthfully, I don't eat sugar anymore. But the cake at our son's wedding was beautiful, and the perfect topic for the following funny wedding poem. 
The Wedding Cake Welcome to my wedding cake It’s white and round And tiered and high, Designed to make You gulp and sigh. So rich with layers, Creamy sweet. So grab a fork and Eat, eat, eat! by Denise Rodgers Perhaps I am not a normal woman, and that is why I write weird poetry for fun (or in this case, funny wedding poems). The fact is that I don't understand the cost of wedding gowns. They are a fortune! However, I must admit that they are beautiful (and that most women don't agree with my viewpoint). That said, the following funny wedding poem is my take on the wedding gown. 
The Wedding Gown You put it on. It costs so much That even the deposit Might very well Exceed the cost Of all clothes In your closet. It’s neutral white To match all shades Throughout the coming months. But here’s the truth: If all goes well You’ll only wear it once. by Denise Rodgers Copyright© Denise Rodgers All Rights Reserved One funny wedding poem is from my book, A Little Bit of Nonsense. This piece of funny wedding poetry is about a woman who has had a LOT of use out of her wedding gown. 
Marrying Margaret Margaret Merkser-Cooper-Roberts- Langstrom-Berger-Glen- Pearson-Smith-MacPherson-Dobb's on husband number ten. Merkser was a painter, who fell off a trellis ladder, Cooper, a psychologist, who said it didn't matter. Roberts, a designer, with aristocratic flair, Langsrom was a barber, who cut all her bright red hair, Berger, a podiatrist so fond of lancing corns, Glen, a simple gardener, who worked with weeds and thorns. Person was a druggist who forever counted pills, Smith, a young physician, who fought flus and other ills. Then there was MacPherson who taught English at the school, Dobb, a full-time hustler who is fond of playing pool. Margaret love a wedding; it's her next best thing to heaven. Already she is searching for one more to make eleven. by Denise Rodgers Copyright© Denise Rodgers A Little Bit of Nonsense All Rights Reserved Art by Julie Martin This last piece of funny wedding poetry is about the venerable bridal shower. Before the wedding, my son, now happily married, said that he'd really enjoy gifts of electronic entertainment equipment much more than any more "mixing bowls." My friend, amused, suggested that I write a poem about it. The result was the following funny wedding poem.
The groom is kind of restless as he hears the oohs and ahs. It might be just a guy thing, but it seems a big mistake. Or maybe a new powerdrill, best yet a new TV. Unless he wants to change the world, it’s quite safe to assume by Denise Rodgers Copyright© Denise Rodgers All Rights Reserved 
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