Funny Mothers Day PoemsAre you on the search for funny Mothers Day poems? Good for you! You're in the right place. The poems on this page are all light and funny Mothers Day poems. As a matter of fact, all the poems on this web site are available for your personal use. Please read our
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special gift to Mom
or Grandma this year, consider a personally signed
funny poetry book by Denise Rodgers,
the author of all the poems on this site. If you'd like a poem for your grandmother (if she has a good sense of humor), go to
Grandmother Poems
for a lovely selection of funny poems for Grandma. The first funny Mothers Day poem on this page is friendly and nice. And here is a tip: Be nice to your mother!!!
I've Known You
You’re smart. You’re great. You’re all the best.
by Denise Rodgers
The second funny Mothers Day poem is almost too nice to be funny. It's not quite mushy, as I don't really like mushy poems. But read on and decide for yourself.
If I Could Choose
I’d choose a mom who listens
It’s not about baked cookies
Happy Mother’s Day!
Funny Mothers Day poem number three is more whimsical than funny. But I like whimsy. And so might your mom!
Zanzibar
My mother went to Timbuktu
My mother went to Tennessee
My mother went to Kankakee,
by Denise Rodgers
I wrote the next funny Mother's Day poem about a hundred years ago (give or take seventy-five years) when my kids were young and frustrated with the amount of time I spent on the phone. 
My Mother's On the Phone Again!My mother's on the phone again. It makes my mood grow sour, Waiting for the talk to stop. . . I think it's been an hour. My mother's on the phone again. My mother's on the phone again. She hangs it up, gives me a hug. by Denise Rodgers If you've enjoyed these funny Mothers Day poems,
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